bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco)

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

holdmylicker see, she’s an asshole.