In chemistry: He turned water into wine;
In biology: was born without the normal conception;
In physics: denied the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven;
In economics: He multiplied five loaves and two fishes to feed 5000 people
In medicine: healed the sick and the blind without administering any drug dose;
In history: He is the PRINCIPLE, MEANS and the END;
In government: he was called Wonderful, Counselor, Prince of Peace, King of Kings and Lord of Lords;
In religion: He is the way, the truth, the life and no one comes to the Father except through Him.

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up